MOUSTACHES

„I moustache you a question,
but I’ll shave it for later.“

– unknown

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TEAM MOUSTACHE!

There is nothing more thrilling, more exciting, funnier or more hilarious than moustaches! I don’t get why people call them ‚creepy‘ or ‚weird‘ .. Thanks to moustaches we get cheered up when we are down, every situation becomes damned funny whenever there is someone who wears a moustache and overall – they look so classy!

So why are they denounced being creepy, as instead they bring joy and happiness? I’d rather praise someone for being brave enough to look after others! YEAH, it’s pure BRAVERY. And BRAVERY is MANLY, so who is the man now?

So to all the nerdy geeks, to the wannabe-hipsters and to all the narcissists: I’ll make a man out of you! You are not a man until you have the guts to grow a moustache! That is true caring and true manliness.

And whenever there is someone who makes fun of this facial hairstyle – they are just jelly, because they can’t grow one or they are not as charming.

 

LONG HAIR? NO WAY!

So when it comes to long haired girls both girls and boys have their expectations.

BOYS do love girls with long hair, because they look sexy and feminine.
GIRLS feel pretty and accepted by society.

It’s all about fitting in and being admired by everyone. Don’t stand out, smile and act like a good child. Does anyone want to be like that?
And did anyone ever think about the consequences? Long hair is not as wonderful and as exciting as you think it is at first:

• It needs to be brushed at least 3-4 times per day, depending on the length and the weather outside.
• Wearing backpacks or bags in general is a daily torture. Try to wear it WITHOUT clamping your hair – impossible.
• Same goes with changing clothes. It hurts. OUCH.
• Hair products, even „small“ ones, such as shampoo, cost a lot. Simply because you need to use more – depending on the length and amount of hair.
• You want to dye your hair? Too bad, you have to buy TWO PACKAGES OF COLORING instead of just using one. Haha.
• Straightening? Curling? Braids? Pigtails? You can style your hair differently, but do you have the time and the mood for getting up 1 hour earlier just to get your perfect day-look?
• Ever tried to cuddle and feel comfortable while someone’s accidentally pulling your hair? Can’t.
• Forget wearing your hair open while wearing a scarf!

These are the main reasons I cut my hair. AND I LOVE IT!

So girls, please don’t agonize. Do what you love, don’t care about others.
And to the boys: JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!